"No, don't chop the cat in half with the spatula!"
Eli's new obsession is the cat. Well, I think it may have always been, but for whatever reason the cat has become lazy and just lets Eli do whatever he wants. I'm thinking this is not a good thing.
In addition to trying to spatula kitty to death he also tried to ride him. Apparently in Eli world the kitty is a tiger, able to carry the 22 lbs of baby to whatever destination he pleases, while I say "run, kitty!". I don't understand Leroy Brown's newfound tolerance of Mr. Baby but it makes me uneasy, I keep thinking that one of these times kitty is just going to give Eli hell (so in preparation I trimmed kitty's nails last night.)
The dog still runs away all the time, unless Eli has food. Then, all bets are off.